Google Continues to Ruin My Reminiscing

I played high school golf for 5 years and junior tournaments for at least 7.  So while Googling my swim records I typed in "Jon Swanburg Golf" with every intention of pleasuring myself to the results.  Disappointment quickly ensued.

• State Championship 2001: 90 - 79
• State Championship 2002: 85 - 78
• Long Island Championship 2002: Score not mentioned in the article but I wore terrible pants. (pictured here)
• AJGA event at Hagerstown: 85-89
• AJGA event in Hartford: 88.
• Random 9 hole match: 36 . . . which was cool until it says it was a par 33.

How did I qualify for theses events?  Was I ever competitive? Did I own any nice pants?  My descendents will never know.