An A For Effort: A Post About a Cieling Fan

I’m a horrible handyman and it took me four uncoordinated hours to assemble and install the beaut pictured below. The first hour was spent taking down a 35 year old contraption that leaked poop scented oil when grossly mishandled. The second hour was spent shoulder pressing the new fan in one hand while trying to connect wires with the other. The third hour was just a profanity laden chunk of my life that I’ll never get back. The grand and wonderful fourth was when I decided to abandon the flush mount in favor of the extension bar which solved all of my problems.   

 

Thirty minutes later, voila, a blackish brown fan that pleases my wife.